I was a little late in getting out of bed, so in our house that must mean that there is something wrong with Mom, heaven forbid that I could be tired or something..... But here came my in-house medical crew - Doctor Sweet-boy and Nurse Drama Queen.
First they needed to ascertain the extent of my illness - "Mom, are you in there?"
It was determined that I was suffering from the most severe cases of foot neglect they had ever been seen. Doctor Sweet-Boy removed the cancer from my toes while Nurse DQ assisted.
The need for serious intervention was determined and a new medical device was used in removing all remaining dead tissue from my foot - (love my Pedi-egg).
This is where Nurse Drama Queen really took over, she scrubbed and rubbed till my foot was nice and smooth.
I am glad to say that the patient survived the operation and is looking forward to another procedure as my feet are in dire need, again.Gotta love the in-house medical crew.
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Can those doctors make a house cal over here? I'm in need of serious foot attention too! Funny pictures!
Ahh, the Ped-Egg. Love it. However I think I got a little too overzealous with mine recently and opened up a crack in my heel...ouch. Oh funny, while I was typing this a Ped-Egg commercial came on...seriously...I do not lie. I need a pedicure. Glad you have minions to give you one. I guess its never too early to start training the redhead.
That first picture of them is so funny. Did Sweet-boy pose like that himself or was he prompted?
I need a nurse and doctor to work on my feet. And a pedi-egg. I keep hearing about their wonders. I should get one and use it until I can't bend over anymore.
What the heck is a pedi-egg?! I thought you were joking, 'til I read the comments...
Great photo story! Love their dramatic poses!
Cute pics! Love the first one with the serious "deciphering" looks. I also loved the pulling back the eyelids trying to ascertain if you are actually in there! I love a good pedicure myself. I haven't bought a ped-egg yet... perhaps that wouldn't be a bad idea...
your fam is the CUTEST! I love how they were prying your eyes open. HA HA HA
Do they make housecalls?
Yikes! I am impressed that your kids will touch your feet, I couldn't pay my kids to go near mine but then again I do have "Fred Flinstone's" feet and so no need for more comment there. I must get a Pedi-Egg I keep hearing great things about it, but it truly does look like an egg with a cheese grater on the back, kind of scary...........
It actually is pretty tame. I have that food grater that takes off skin so I was kinda scared of this till hlaf an hour later I was still scraping on my feet, so to have the kids do it is a real bonus.♥
Do they make house calls because my feet are in some serious need of attention?!
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